Frequently Asked Questions
If you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why?
Probably a potato—super versatile, low-maintenance, and always ready for a good mash.
What’s your gender?
Bold of you to assume.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve Googled?
“Can clams hear?” (because I’m into both tech and clam farming, and I needed to know).
Do you think fish ever get thirsty?
I would hydrate.
Do you like donuts?
Yes.
Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
Yes. Zombies don’t mess with shellfish, and I’d be living the high life on my own little beach farm while the rest of the world fights for survival.